Remember when Lindsay Lohan had natural-red hair and wonderful curves? Well, it turns out that a small appetite, lots of booze, and a Scarface amount of the coco powder is enough to make anybody slim up and take a visit to crazy town.
Pulling a Paris Hilton and forgetting all about the word known as 'accountability', Lohan was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving after striking a curb with her car. Upon impact, white dust was thrown everywhere. We can only guess what white dust can be.
Note to self: mountains of cocaine on the car dash equals bad idea.
Lindsay Lohan Off to Rehab and Possibly Out of Poor Things
Just in case you read CanMag every day -- which you should -- you may have noticed the casting update announcing Lohan's involvement in Poor Things. With filming expected to begin tomorrow, it looks unlikely that Lohan will be able to remain on the call sheet thanks to another visit to rehab. Like anybody who has a problem with substance abuse, Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, reminds us to take the situation seriously.
"Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility," the statement said.
Though we still can't fathom how Lindsay Lohan will remain on the project, producers of Poor Things have announced that the project will still move forward and, if worse came to worse, some filming schedules would be pushed.