By Ryan Parsons | Image property of respective holders, Zeitgeist
Over the past couple weeks I've seen numerous online reports over Megan Fox's thumb, which looks a helluva lot like a big toe. Considering that the actress is close to flawless in the eyes of most men, the thumb came as somewhat of a shock. Me, I like it, as the specialized finger looks like its great for grabbing... things like bananas.
The debacle has now gone to far, and Zeitgeist has responded with this hilarious news report on the matter. Enjoy!