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Race is Coming, Time for Some Political Jokes [Part II]!

Published October 25, 2004 in PRESIDENTIAL RACE
By Ryan Parsons | The jokes were included in emails that have come across my inbox.
Fly it high, Fly it proud... find some humor.
What started with my liberal buddy Colin sending some political jokes my way through the email, has resulted in a giant chain of jokes across the board. Now, my other buddy Bret Foreman has sent some my way. Enjoy!

Again, the only point of these jokes are for HUMOR. If you think you may get offended, do not read.

REPUBLICAN PARTY ANNOUNCEMENTS


The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that "Men do not have anginas." The President was especially perplexed when a staffer said that Cheney has "acute angina."

Letterman Top Ten


Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball.


That's it for now, the jokes listed were sent to me by Bret.
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